{"product_id":"bat-shark-repellent-26oz-aluminum-sport-bottle","title":"Bat-Shark Repellent 26oz Aluminum Sport Bottle","description":"\u003cp\u003eIf you're an out-of-shape caped crusader struggling to defend against weaponized, mostly mechanical sharks, then I highly recommend our  Bat-Shark Repellent 26oz Aluminum Sport Bottle  and the  * repellent contained therein!   (*There is absolutely no repellent contained therein. This is mostly for water, and maybe cold milk).   Measuring 10\" high, this aluminum,  EXCLUSIVE,  Batman-themed sport bottle is finished in a rich, reflective black adorned with the words \"SHARK REPELLENT.\" Because it's obviously for Wayne Industries' completely fictitious formula for repelling high-flying sea-pests!   Wait, there's more...   Spinning the sport bottle ever so slightly, we notice more of the following red, bold text: \"OCEANIC REPELLENT- BAT-SPRAYS.\" And underneath, a very important disclaimer: \" This can is 100% effective 0% of the time.\"   With metal screw-on cap and dangling metal clip, this parody water bottle pays a heart-warming homage to the glorious ridiculousness of TV Batman circa 1966.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Superherostuff","offers":[{"title":"Bat-Shark Repellent 26oz Aluminum Sport Bottle","offer_id":42101732769988,"sku":"BOTTBATBSREP26OZ","price":38.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0590\/6903\/8788\/products\/2-image-bottbatbsrep26oz-1-productimagenowatermark.jpg?v=1676600641","url":"https:\/\/www.yellowboxcollectables.com.au\/products\/bat-shark-repellent-26oz-aluminum-sport-bottle","provider":"yellowboxcollectables","version":"1.0","type":"link"}