GOTG I Am Groot Men's Pajama Pants

No, the pajama pants are not Groot. Yes, the text reads "I am Groot," but the pajama pants aren't identifying themselves as Groot. Wait. They're a dark leafy green resembling foliage, so maybe Groot grew them? From his head? So...maybe they are Groot? Fine, these EXCLUSIVE GOTG I Am Groot Men's Pajama Pants were grown by Groot at our behest. And no, he's not growing them for anyone else -- we have the best music and candy, apparently. Made from a soft blend of cotton and polyester, these Groot pants feature "I am Groot" -- handwritten by Groot(?) -- running vertically along the leg. Capping the logo, an adorable Baby Groot -- which is 10,000% cuter than the cutest human baby.  More reasons why your Groot pajama pants are simply the coolest: Soft? Oh, yeah. An elastic waistband with drawstring tie. Button-down fly. Spacious pockets