Beware the Democorgin Women's T-Shirt

If you're heading to the Upside Down, I suggest arming yourself with a dog whistle. I say this because of the "Democorgin" -- a fluffier version of the under-dimensional "Demogorgon" preying on children, scientists, and volatile psychic teenagers. Yes, the Democorgin will certainly nibble on your pancreas and bore through your sternum, but it will immediately cease its feeding to chase an ambulance. Made from 100% pre-shrunk cotton, our  Beware the Democorgin Women's T-Shirt  is based on the hit sci-fi series awash in '80s nostalgia. And yes, this black t-shirt for women features a cuter version of the terrifying invaders from a darker, archaic dimension -- an iteration that might prefer cuddles to feasting on kittens.