Come on in. The water's fine. Yes, Hoth is several hundred degrees below freezing and yes, it's completely nonsensical to bathe in a hot tub considering the intensely frosty environs. However, a Tauntaun's innards are ridiculously warm and abundantly available. Hmmmm. Our incredibly EXCLUSIVE and pleasant smelling Hoth Tub Men's T-Shirt tells the story of Han Solo and Luke Skywalker making the best of a bad situation: They drew straws, and the loser carved a hot tub from a Tauntaun. The result? A VERY warm hot tub riddled with chunky Tauntaun innards and an overwhelming stench causing one to vomit/black out/regain consciousness/ black out again after 13 seconds of bathing. Yep, this Star Wars- themed t-shirt for men celebrates Han and Luke's resourcefulness and an apparent tolerance for swimming in giant, especially putrid animal corpses. War is hell, folks.
