HYDRA Logo Pewter Keychain

You know the real reason HYDRA was founded and they created the 2 inch diameter metal HYDRA Logo Pewter Keychain? They just wanted Nick Fury to calm down and stop yelling all of the time...and well, that's how HYDRA and SHIELD came to blows. Look, Nick Fury, we know that there are snakes on the plane or that they deserve to die and burn and hell but you know what? You can use your inside voice from time to time, k? That's why you need the HYDRA Logo Pewter Keychain...as if any of the proceeding made any sense at all!