Belts are useless in 2099. Why? Because everyone wears iPants, the intuitive smart trousers that tighten and loosen according to the wearer's needs. To effectively celebrate iPants, a happy, belt-less society, and the Spider-Man-themed protector of this belt-less utopia (that's more a corporatocracy than a utopia), we present the Spider-Man 2099 Seatbelt Belt. This adjustable Spider-Man 2099 seatbelt belt-- made from actual seatbelt material -- features a slathering of Spider-Man 2099 symbols. And since this is, in fact, a seatbelt, this Spider-Man 2099 belt features a solid-metal seatbelt buckle with push-button release.
